my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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