i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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