I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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