wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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