Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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