i think i have herpe
just one?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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