no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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