This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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