So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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