I can tuck mytits in my pants
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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