Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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