Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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