week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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