He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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