I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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