margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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