I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.