I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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