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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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