in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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