If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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