Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just want nice things and good sex
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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