I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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