If i come over, it means nothing
Duck Duck Cougar?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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