I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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