i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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