I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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