so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
How naked do you want me to be?
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