You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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