that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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