when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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