I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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