I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
