i just made my gag reflex go away.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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