i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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