Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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