remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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