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• (406): View more from Montana

  She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.

  (409): View more from Texas

  That was definitely the right answer.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  "Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms

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• (949): View more from California

  Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.

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• (310): View more from California

  I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.

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• (626): View more from California

  Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex

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