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(770): View more from Georgia

Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"

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(716): View more from New York

You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again

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(218): View more from Minnesota

all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.

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(276): View more from Virginia

LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

What happened?

(734): View more from Michigan

New Orleans

(601): View more from Mississippi

Every time

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