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• (752): View more from California

  What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?

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  I think the two go hand in hand.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.

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• (408): View more from California

  Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.

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  Oh my god.

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  The ballsiest level.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.

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