I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."