She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex