My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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