We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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