is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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