One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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