Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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