Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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