I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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