i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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