It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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