He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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