I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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