Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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