Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
