fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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