Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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