nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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